an eternal optimist, still waiting for my fairy-tale ending. i love me some good eats, loud music, laughing until it hurts & dancing until my feet give out. i am a traveling bunny who cant get enough. my dog is the love of my life, as is my boyfriend, New York City.
worst. date. ever.
After a string of random casual dates and a few ex-boyfriends later, i was beginning to feel like the big apple had chewed up my dating soul and spit it out. A few cries to my friend about the woes of single-dom and she dared me to experiment with OKCupid!
Initially I was quite hesitant but decided what could be the harm in trying, so I took the online dating plunge. Within two days of signing up and several emails/text message exchanges with Jay* I agreed to meet him.
We decided on the unconventional bowling, dinner and drink date. After a few rounds at Bowlmor, pork buns at Ippudo and live music at an upper east side Jazz bar, i took a liking to Jay. He was funny and interesting, sweet and gentlemanly. I found myself wondering if i was actually interested in doing this again, it was at that moment when he asked me if i had ever slept with a woman. I looked at him quizzically and replied with a no and returned the question. To which he replied without batting an eyelash. Jay admitted to being the son to a well known advertising company exec (think polar bear coca-cola) from CT who was surrounded by the rich and gay. Evidently he spent his weekends making upwards of $70,000 cash performing fellatio to CT’s finest.
dumbfounded by his honesty, I stood up from the stoop in which i was sitting on and thanked him for an evening i would never forget.
it was at that moment my internet dating came to an abrupt halt.
i couldn’t have rescinded my OKCupid! membership fast enough.
thanks online dating, you won’t be missed.
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