and now for punch-yourself-in-the-face Facebook status’

[redacted user] “gave my umbrella to an elder as I get soaked, but soaked in style”

it’s unreal how many statuses this user posts daily. what’s even more unreal is that I hid this user but I still see said posts because even more ridiculous people continue to “like” them. if only people knew said FB user is a pathological liar perhaps the updates could go from 10 a day to 3. I could deal with 3.

ugh, if only this person could be deleted.

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY